Bosveld Koos: Nou gaan ons braai!
by Bosveld Koos
Ja toe nou man, I thought this blerrie Sabona was going to be a fing of the past ek se. I mean how many years since it last saw the light of day? Ja don't worry man I know it's still been around and all that, but for all intense and purpesis it was gone like me!
No doubt you're wondering what old Koos have been up to, but let me assure you, I have been alive and will, just resting and quietly mind my own business until my citizen papers came frew, which I'm happy to report happened no less than one month ago, while everyone was worried about the Rand taking another dip.
Ag man, let me tell you, that was quite a gedoente hey! Getting your citizenship is not for the light hearted (and sorry for anyone who finks that's a racist comment). So you can unnerstand that all I want to do right now is to have a big braai to celebrate!
I wanted to have my braai on Australia day, but I am so blerrie confused now. I thought what a great day to have it, but now they tell me there is some uncertainty about this date. Maybe they should rather call it Heisenberg Day!
But you mos know old Koos skriks vir niks, so I'm gonna sommer make my own Saffaussie day. I heard people talk about a Saussie before, but that sounds way too much like a sausage to me and I definitely prefer the real thing. Give me a Boerie any day! So yes, Saffaussie day is coming up and Koos is gonna Braai like he's never braaied before. My own boerewors too, none of this stuff you by from some shop purporting to know how take make this. An old family recipe I have tweaked and perfected in such a way you will never look back. Soon I may even share that recipe with you wonderful people.
Stay tooned, coz next time I am gonna tell you about the best ways to braai in your new country, whether it is in Steve Irwin Land (a man after my own heart, I mean that man had styl!) or in any other country you may have adopted. If you're still back in Mother Africa, well let me tell you a ding. I will even tech you a fing or two!
Bly stout almal!